Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.