My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.
Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.