Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.