Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.