Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.