Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
Dov DavidoffWhen cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
Dov DavidoffGreat marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.
Dov Davidoff