There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.