There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.