Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.