Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.