Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.
I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded.
You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.