Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.