People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.