The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.