The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.