Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.

Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.