It sucks being fat, you know.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.