The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
Drew CareyI've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
Drew CareyAnd for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Drew Carey