Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.