Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'