On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.