On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.