The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
Drew CareyI don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
Drew CareyI do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
Drew CareyBeing a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
Drew Carey