I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.