I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

The less [government] the better.

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.