The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.