The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.