The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.