You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.
Drew CareyI loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
Drew CareyI think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?
Drew Carey