What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.