What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.