People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.