People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.