People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.