Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

It sucks being fat, you know.

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.