Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.