Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.