Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.