Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.