The less [government] the better.
I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.
If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.