Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

I'm competitive at everything.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.