Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.