Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

One day I was running around playing with my son Connor when afterwards I was sweating, tired and out of breath. I was embarrassed that something as enjoyable as playing with my son was so tough for me to do. Immediately I started an extensive diet and exercise plan. It completely changed my life and helped cure my Type-2 diabetes.

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?