When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.