If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.