And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.