I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.