I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.