I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.