I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.