I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.