I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.