Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.