Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.