Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.