I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.