I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.