Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.
You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'