Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.