Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.