I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.