I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.