I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

I'm competitive at everything.