I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.