We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.