Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.
It is a matter of regret that many low, mean suspicions turn out to be well founded.