Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.
Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.