There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.
Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.
Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.
So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.
A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.