Horse racing is waning in popularity.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.