Horse racing is waning in popularity.

I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.