Horse racing is waning in popularity.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.