When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
Elayne BooslerFor me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.
Elayne BooslerI deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.
Elayne BooslerI am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.
Elayne BooslerI always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
Elayne Boosler