As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can.

Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.

Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.