Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.

I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.

I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?