Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.