I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.
Elayne BooslerI know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
Elayne BooslerThe thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."
Elayne Boosler