Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
Elayne BooslerHave you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
Elayne BooslerWhen I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.
Elayne BooslerYou never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
Elayne Boosler