Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.