Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.