Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.

The message of great art is to disturb.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.