Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naïve hope.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.