Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.

I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.