Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

The message of great art is to disturb.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.

Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.