Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.

As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.