Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

The message of great art is to disturb.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.

I've never been able to write for stand-up.