I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually the only unregulated consumer product in America. Think about that. It's stunning.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.