I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
Elayne BooslerHave you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
Elayne BooslerPresident Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.
Elayne BooslerI don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.
Elayne Boosler