I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

The message of great art is to disturb.