I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.

Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.