I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
Elayne BooslerMy family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.
Elayne BooslerWhen women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne BooslerWhen I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.
Elayne Boosler