When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.