Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper.
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
What do hookers do on their nights off, type?