Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
I've never been able to write for stand-up.
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.
Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.