Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It's sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to be close so she secretly becomes the maid in the household.
Emo PhilipsI love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
Emo PhilipsI was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.
Emo Philips