The other day a woman came up to me and said, Didn't I see you on television? I said, I don't know. You can't see out the other way.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I'm very religious, you know. Now, OK, if by 'religious', you mean that I go to church every Sunday, read the bible faithfully, and I listen to Debbie Boone, umm, I'm not religious in that sense... But if by 'religious' you mean that I love others and try to help them whenever possible... Again, no. But if by 'religious' you mean that I like to eat coleslaw... Yeah, OK, OK!

I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.

I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.

When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.