I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Emo PhilipsIn our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
Emo PhilipsMy first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip replacement. Because, you know... You break it, you buy it.
Emo Philips