Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?