I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.
Emo PhilipsI took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating. I though, "we've never had a democrat in the family before".
Emo PhilipsProbably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
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