They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.

I took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating. I though, "we've never had a democrat in the family before".

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.

I try not to talk during the day when I have a show that night. My voice is my instrument, just like a saxophonist's instrument is his saxophone, plus also his voice, if he's the one between tunes that makes announcements.

Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.