Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
Well! I feel happy these days. I've started taking a herbal anti-depressant. It's called Saint John's Wort. Apparently it's the best-selling anti-depressant in many places. It's the most popular anti-depressant in Germany... After, I'm guessing, amnesia.