I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.
I've always suffered from a complete inability to sense who's important.
I've always kind of pushed the envelope in terms of trying to get away with things no one else was going near. I always thought of myself like a mouse trying to get cheese that no one else could get without getting their tail snipped off.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.