My first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip replacement. Because, you know... You break it, you buy it.

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.